Hamish and Embley
May 16, 2007
Filed under:Jackass
This won’t make a whole lot of sense for anyone not actually IN the Perth area, or Australia I suppose, but it’s funny anyway… at least to me, and that’s really all that matters.
Andy Lee, half of the long-time comedy duo “Hamish and Andy” and national radio star, has a secret. And I’ve found it out. And now that its out I realise that it’s not a very well kept secret.
See, Andy Lee has a girlfriend, an international oozingpurehottitudinal soopermodel. And she’s from Perth. Now that he’s won one of the more prestigious Glamour Contests, one may reckon that Andy could land just about any tomato on the vine right?
Well, there’s a reason he chose one from Perth folks. Perth is also home to the AFL Premiers, Champions of the League, Awesomest of the Awesome… The West Coast Eagles.
See, skinny and a bit dorky may fly when you’re on radio and that’s the look you’re shooting for. Tall with the curls and the slightly Jewish nose and the I’m-the-guy-you-buy-beers-for-cos-you-just-love-me-straightaway smile is more than just a look for this comedic talent.
It’s a front. A cover-up. A smoke-screen AND a red herring. Shit, it’s a purple herring even.
Andy… I’m onto you. It didn’t take a Rocket Surgeon to piece it together, I’m just amazed that no one else has stumbled across this amazing connection.
Say it with me:
Andy Lee…
Andrew EmbLEY…
And again. And again. One more time…
BOOM, check this out:
I know, I KNOW. Man, it threw me for quite a loop too, and I’m not only a rabid Eagles fan, but I usually listen to these clowns in the afternoons on 92.9 and it still took me a year or so to put it together.
What’s that? STILL not convinced? Okay… I didn’t want to have to do this, I mean this picture was taken without their knowledge and would be used, on this website only, without their permission but…
There it is. Hamish Blake, caught in a moment that says so much about the pair, their relationship, and his feelings towards his partner’s double life.
Hamish has obviously dolled himself up in an Eagles uniform, snuck on into the Eagles Premiership Celebrations, and is attempting to fit in as “one of the boys” with the rest of the crew.
No doubt that the look that Andy… or should I say Andrew? is giving him is because he can’t very well ADMIT his secret to the rest of the fellas. Especially not after just winning the Premiership (AND Norm Smith Medal).
He HAS to play it cool for the sake of the Eagles Team, who surely would have NO chance of a repeat Championship with the distraction of a Supermodel-schtooping, oddly-named-dog-racing, ah-ain’t-he-sweet-ing NATIONAL radio star in their midst. The fact that he didn’t simply throw his oversteppin-the-bounds Radio Cohort out is probably only due to the good will and celebration in the air.
So there. I’ve said it, I’ve outed him. The secret is out and I’m NOT sorry.
Seriously, you’re a freakin’ Rock Star on the radio, a Ninja on the Footy Field, you win Footy Championships and you roll around nekkid with a supermodel. I’m not sorry at all that I exposed your little secret.
In fact, I may be secretly jealous.
But I’ll never tell.
Tell others how much I fkn ROCK:
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