Bouncing Babies Gets You in Trouble
Not to throw the wifeage under the bus, she's been through a lot lately what with having a major abdominal surgery to pull a baby out, suddenly turning Jersey Milk Cow and having so many hormones running through her blood I wonder sometimes if she'll actually shapeshift like Martin Short in "Innerspace".
BUT... the reason I haven't updated with the entire baby saga is her fault.
She's a perfectionist, you see, and if there are pictures that are going up of our wonderful little bundle of joy then she wants them to have gone through her ardent ninja-like set of photo editing skills. So, I have a post, it's waiting on pictures, and no I won't put it up yet (I like my testicles where they are).
In the mean time, I can tell you this: Andrew James Exley came into this outside world at 4:33 PM on April 20th and has napped ever since. He was HUGE at 55cm (97th percentile) and almost 8 pounds. Hefty boy.
He's perfect and gorgeous and even though naming him was a bloody SAGA we're so, So, SO happy with everything about him. Oh alright, here's a pic or two:

He spends a lot of time doing this, which is fine by us because it means we don't get interrupted while we're absolutely MOONING over him. I mean, godDAMN this kid is gorgeous!

I suppose I'm actually okay with her being a perfectionist. It may slow up my blog posts, but look at the people she makes.
May 9th, 2011 - 00:16
Happy Mother’s Day, Jo, you certainly deserve it!