http://www.juddhole.com Welcome to the JuddHole - Shameless self promotion and jackassery at it's best. Wed, 02 Jun 2010 02:26:20 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en You know how you've got that friend that you meetup with at the same coffee place whenever you're in that part of town?  And how you don't really ever have them over for drinks, nor do you make it to their kid's birthday parties, but the invite is always there, ... http://www.juddhole.com/real/ketchup/ My niece's page. My page. If, by some small chance, I haven't already bothered the shit out of you for this cause, then check 'em out. http://www.juddhole.com/h-for-toy/worlds-greatest-shave/ A quick one here in this blog as well, but a different subject other than a couple of cute pictures of my youngest.  Some stuff that I can talk about here that I can't necessarily parade out in front of my mother and pseudo-grandmother. We took our middle child in for ... http://www.juddhole.com/real/assmonkey-syndrome/ This is too good not to share: http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290380235400#description And read the questions too: http://contact.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&ShowASQAlways=1&frm=284&iid=290380235400&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI&redirect=0&requested=s700s (mine's the one that starts with "I've already got a BBQ...") The best part about this is not only is this guy an absolute legend, this thing is ridiculously cheap, but he's right down the highway from us. You better believe ... http://www.juddhole.com/h-for-toy/real-mans-bbq/ SPAM is still a dirty word, particularly when I have to virtually run a business via email, but with assorted blockers and fighters, filters and assassins, I've found myself almost missing the offers of a longer lasting thingo and almost any pharmaceuticals I could imagine. So, when I got an email ... http://www.juddhole.com/chortling/some-things-are-just-too-excellent-not-to-pass-on/ Before I even thought of purchasing one, I knew it would be years before I could successfully play anything recognisable as an actual song on the guitar.  I bought a cheap acoustic off eBay, and thought think it needs seriously tuned before it can sound like anything other than a ... http://www.juddhole.com/h-for-toy/geetar/ When I stop to look at it sometimes, it still boggles my mind that I can consider someone so amazingly excellent at being a human being, who can say and do things that I marvel at, and then reel myself back into my own head and realise that this person ... http://www.juddhole.com/real/fix-the-world/ While it occurs to me that I am ever-loathe to use such cliches as "work's sure busy" and "clients have got me flat-out" and such, much like my fuzzy slippers, robe, and striped PJ's uniform for retrieving the mail and walking kids across the "big" road on their way to ... http://www.juddhole.com/chortling/positive-awesome-league-awstreliom/ My first thought upon opening up my interwebs and beginning work this morning was "Hey, the Very Hungry Caterpillar!  Awesome!"  Thinking that it was some sort of tribute to the author or the book or something, I rolled over the "Google" image, as you do, to see what the story ... http://www.juddhole.com/bitchin/google-fucks-up-first-day-of-fall/ The following are some very important emails I've received over the last few months.  This morning, I decided it would be unfair of me not to share them with the World. Subject: How manny orgasm can man do How many orgasm can man do? I had four orgasms in about 40 minutes! ... http://www.juddhole.com/chortling/good-for-something/