To top it all off…

On top of all the latest fun, this is me:

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On a completely unrelated topic, if I'm ever caught out in the jungle with horrifying razor-toothed jaguars hunting me like prey, I'm going to dip a finger down the ol' poop chute and then wipe it on my neck.

There's something magical about home-made anus cream in that its smell permeates EVERYWHERE and it's impossible to get off.  No killer jaguars are getting ME... no sir.

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On another completely unrelated topic, it's highly entertaining/surreal to be changing a nappy and see, in precise detail, some of the features my son has inherited directly from me.

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PS - I lied, those two notes above?  Yeah, totally related to the topic at smelly, smelly hand.

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